everyone should wear cute flower crowns. boys. girls. everything in between. rabbits. obama. everyone.
Is it weird that I can recognize Darren Criss by his lower abdomen, though?
extreme makeover: home edition
- girl: i kinda like horses
- ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE
“My friend who is a gardener sends me photos of himself at work” (via)
I’m so insecure like I could be married to my husband of 40 years and I would still wonder if he likes me or not
LIFE HACK
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
My ears. They are ringing.
are u gonna answer em
just-beneath-these-skinny-jeans:
i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:
jensen making fun of his own bowlegs
makin’ my way downtown
On my way to steal yo girl
Am I the only one who sees the resemblance of him and Rango right now?!
nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues
FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…
It tastes like an accident
the man at Starbucks asked what my name was and i freaked out and told him it was carpet
